Monologue – Page 7

Mama on the Loose

De Karlota6 months ago6 months ago01 mins

I am on a train for 5 hours heading somewhere near Frankfurt for our team building. Boy was crying last night. Girl said she will not cry. Mann said: no flirting on the train. Then Mann asked me what if Gerard Butler is going to sit beside me on the train. And I said I…

A Surprise and the Toilet

De Karlota6 months ago6 months ago01 mins

This is my boy’s gift for me and he said that it comes in a set of 5. But I think he got a bit impatient so he used the entire roll of toilet paper and dumped it all in the toilet. And that is how we got a clogged toilet the other night. I…

@Puberty

De Karlota6 months ago6 months ago01 mins

Girl is in denial. She said that she is not having her puberty phase yet but I think this is proof enough. She asked for a key to her room so she is able to lock it and we gave it to her. There was a time when I cannot lock the bathroom because she…

Well Married

De Karlota6 months ago6 months ago01 mins

Who would have thought that tattoos can be sexy? I didn’t. Not in the beginning at least. So when Mann brought this idea of what he wanted, I looked at him thinking he must be in his midlife crisis. But not wanting to burst his bubbles, he went on a roll for years thinking, planning…